when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Yeah, that’s why.
I found the cure to growing older,
and you’re the only place that feels like home.
Just so you know, you’ll never know.
And some secrets aren’t meant to be told.
sad with a hint of horny
- me: *owns 264 unread books*
- me: *buys 17 new books*
- me: *rereads harry potter*
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it